Crazy Facebook Status

  1. OK, I laughed often (got stared at), I loved harder (one new restraining order), and I danced like no one was watching,.. THAT was when they locked me up! HELP!
  2. Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
  3. Me Normal? WHO SAID THAT! I’ll stab them with a gummy bear!
  4. People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
  5. You know, and I know you know and you know that I know you know what you know!
  6. I know I’m crazy. Don’t ruin my moment.
  7. would love go into a carpet store dressed as Aladdin, sit on one of those rectangle carpet samples and yell out “HOW DO WE GET THIS THING TO WORK?”
  8. Boys think of girls just ike books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eye, they won’t bother to read what’s inside.
  9. ‘s status is sponsored by the letters W T F.
  10. I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
  11. Birdie birdie in the sky, why’d you do that in my eye? Looks like soap and feels like spit, oh my God it’s birdie shit!
  12. When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss …… Oh I’m just so crazy about you.
  13. People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don’t.
  14. beware of the sock eating leprechauns, they could be in a dryer near you!
  15. My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.
  16. If you think I’m crazy, raise your hand…
  17. If there’s one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.
  18. has lost their mind if found please return it so they can return to being somewhat normal.
  19. Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.
  20. I am a whole new kind of crazy today. Should be somewhat entertaining
  21. I always carry a little crazy with me…you never know when it’s going to come in handy 😉
  22. I have a problem. My proble is love and ……… My solution is you.
  23. Every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him and every girl wants a bad boy to be good just for her. Crazy World
  24. My friend said I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn.
  25. When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.
  26. Muahahahahahahahaha I just saw a Purple Unicorn with a Blue Monkey holding a Red Lolly-pop and going over the Rainbow!! As you can see I’m really hyper!! 😀
  27. We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.
  28. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
  29. Hey! Hey you! Yeah,you!I wanna tell you something!..Come here..What are you looking at?Oh my gosh, STALKER!LEAVE ME ALONE!
  30. The awkward moment when you enter class late and everyone stares at you.
  31. my brain just left running down the street claiming i was crazy i started to chase it telling it to give me my voices back
  32. That awkward moment when you wait for a text but you realize you are the one that didn’t reply.
  33. I’m not crazy! I just have too much awesomeness for you to take. 😛
  34. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
  35. If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta than . . . . . . I am fantastic!
  36. I’m batter than you Ex and better then your NEXT!
  37. I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.
  38. If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
  39. People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted 🙂
  40. If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.
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