- I just got a new jacket. It’s so lovely! It’s white and it lets me hug myself as much as I want! Hooray for me!
- After years of observation,multiple hypothesis,well-structured analysis and deeply reviewed interpretations.I finally came to ONE CONCLUSION: I’M NOT NORMAL
- Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
- I am so excited i only have to ride the short bus for 2 more weeks,then i get to ride in the van.
- hears “POP..POP..POP..” then giggles because they likes bubble wrap
- Don’t ever, ever EVER!!! Touch a crazy woman’s pudding!!! I will STAB YOU WITH A SPOON!
- is not insane. and SO not easily distracted- HEY! My Pet Banana RAN INTO THE MONKEY EXHIBIT AT THE ZOO! Yellows! RUN! NO! they dead. the funerals tomorrow.
- I am not insane, the word you’re searching for is crazy. The difference is that I know exactly what I am doing.
- Chased a parked car,tripped over a cordless phones cord,went to the mall and played hide’n’seek with staff,corrupted some minds,hiding fromcops!I REGRET NOTHING
- “Taste the rain-” “BITCH PUT MY SKITTLES DOWN!” the fuck wrong with you?
- People who don’t know me think that I’m crazy. People who know me already know that I’m crazy. After today, I’m starting to believe all of them.
- Some days we’re just one clown short of a circus around here!
- People say that you have to be insane to understand some of the things in life… well, I’m all set!
- is busy zoning out as my brain has left the building. Please try me again in a month maybe then I’ll be sane. If not check areas with white padded walls…
- it’s okay to dance to your own tune, even if it’s being hummed by the voices in your head.XD
- Today my inner child threw a tantrum because the voices in my head refused to share the sandbox of my mental playground. It was weird.
- I’m a little tea pot short & stout, here is my handle, here is my handle-DAMN I’m a sugar bowl!
- It took me all this time to lose my mind, what on earth made you think I would want a piece of yours?
- Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room with no windows.It drove me monkeys!MONKEYS! Monkeys are Ninjas.Isn’t that crazy? Crazy? I was crazy once…
- wonders if ZEBRAS r black with white stripes or white with black stripes??? The voices in my head were just arguing bout it…I need to shut them up!!
- it’s okay to dance to your own tune, even if it’s being hummed by the voices in your head.XD
- people think I’m crazy,there just jealous because gummy bears talk to me not them.
- Is playing hide n seek with the voices in my head, I’m under the stairs they will never find me ha. WAIT! I DON’T HAVE STAIRS, CRAP! WHERE AM I?!?
- <-some people call it crazy..I prefer “HAPPILY INSANE”!!
- come to the dark side, we have cookies,and bring a light-bulb its dark over here
- A random dwarf just ran into my bedroom and kicked me in the shin!
- I need music, because when it gets to quiet the voices in my head get really loud.
- today I’m going to find the evil fairy that lives in the dryer that keeps stealing my socks!! If you don’t see me tomorrow call the cops.Wish me luck!!
- I’m not crazy nor do I have anger issues,it’s just that this rock told me it really wanted to hit you in the head!
- That squirrel just took my Twinkies! Somebody stop them! So what if they’s in a ninja outfit? Get them!
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thinks that thinking about the thoughts of thinking are too thinkable for thoughts to be thought about thinking, i think - I’m NOT crazy ! crazy is dialing 911 on the microwave and looking around where’s the big red truck?? i only did that twice…
- some days,the little angel on my left shoulder is out somewhere, and I’m alone with the little red guy on my right.Those days I suggest all u ppl watch out. 😀
- all i can say is a bra is like a good friend. they hold up, don’t let you hang,keep you balanced, an dare always there to support you.
- People say I’m crazy…I hate those people…I am not crazy, I am insane!There’s a difference!HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL THEM!?
- Last night I fell asleep to the ninja monkeys chanting my name, a rainbow pig flying over my head and a dancing yellow hippo in a orange tutu,, 😀
- This is MY corner of the institution! Do you hear me? MINE. MINE. MIIIINE! Back away real slowlike! NOW!!
- Someone once told me that I was the most well adjusted person they knew. I told their that they most know some pretty screwed up people.
- The Flying Purple Wombats of Doom are attacking the Rainbow Squirrels of Retribution in my backyard! Where are the Jolly Chipmunks of Justice when you need them
- The cookie monster smelled crumbs on my laptop and has chased me into my closet..Please somebody help me! My laptop is going dead and it’s getting dark!