- OK, I laughed often (got stared at), I loved harder (one new restraining order), and I danced like no one was watching,.. THAT was when they locked me up! HELP!
- Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
- Me Normal? WHO SAID THAT! I’ll stab them with a gummy bear!
- People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
- You know, and I know you know and you know that I know you know what you know!
- I know I’m crazy. Don’t ruin my moment.
- would love go into a carpet store dressed as Aladdin, sit on one of those rectangle carpet samples and yell out “HOW DO WE GET THIS THING TO WORK?”
- Boys think of girls just ike books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eye, they won’t bother to read what’s inside.
- ‘s status is sponsored by the letters W T F.
- I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
- Birdie birdie in the sky, why’d you do that in my eye? Looks like soap and feels like spit, oh my God it’s birdie shit!
- When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss …… Oh I’m just so crazy about you.
- People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don’t.
- beware of the sock eating leprechauns, they could be in a dryer near you!
- My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.
- If you think I’m crazy, raise your hand…
- If there’s one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.
- has lost their mind if found please return it so they can return to being somewhat normal.
- Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.
- I am a whole new kind of crazy today. Should be somewhat entertaining
- I always carry a little crazy with me…you never know when it’s going to come in handy 😉
- I have a problem. My proble is love and ……… My solution is you.
- Every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him and every girl wants a bad boy to be good just for her. Crazy World
- My friend said I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn.
- When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.
- Muahahahahahahahaha I just saw a Purple Unicorn with a Blue Monkey holding a Red Lolly-pop and going over the Rainbow!! As you can see I’m really hyper!! 😀
- We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.
- Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
- Hey! Hey you! Yeah,you!I wanna tell you something!..Come here..What are you looking at?Oh my gosh, STALKER!LEAVE ME ALONE!
- The awkward moment when you enter class late and everyone stares at you.
- my brain just left running down the street claiming i was crazy i started to chase it telling it to give me my voices back
- That awkward moment when you wait for a text but you realize you are the one that didn’t reply.
- I’m not crazy! I just have too much awesomeness for you to take. 😛
- Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
- If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta than . . . . . . I am fantastic!
- I’m batter than you Ex and better then your NEXT!
- I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.
- If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
- People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted 🙂
- If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.
