Funny Tweets

  1. my agent sent me a list of my followers & circled all crude avatars in red ink. if i dont block these people it WILL cost me the Arby’s deal
  2. If there is a God, he created balls and wanted them to look like that, so that’s weird
  3. Password must contain a capital letter, a number, a plot, a protagonist with some character development, and a surprise ending.
  4. People that whip their seats back on airplanes are almost certainly terrible lovers.
  5. i need to get something off my chest *takes off my nipple*
  6. men r from mars , women r frm venus , neither are capable of reproducton or space travel so species dies out [RECALIBRATE SIMULATION?] <Y/N>
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